brittany. eighteen.
i marathon tv shows and sob over my otps. {more}

my reason for living

winged-cyborg:

when people say things

coulsonisms:

 #me #with all my otps

my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”

• mom: you're beautiful
• grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
• mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
• friends: you're so pretty
• boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

the-survivors:

i dont care who you are i will read your read more

• person: what's your biggest fear?
• me: season finales

nikkifuego:

i got 99 problems and castle is literally all of them

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

• Me in the car: Oh! This idea will make a perfect blog post!
• Me in the shower: I've always wanted to blog about this!
• Me at work: I have to remember to blog about this later!
• Me in front of my computer: ... ... ... ... ...I ate food today... ... ...?

alspancakes:

i was going to start my assignment at 10 but now it’s 10:01 so i can’t start it until 11

Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days.

gaymzee:

i can totally relate to jesus because sometimes i fall asleep and when i wake up it’s three days later